is nobody going to talk about josh peck’s vines
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
friendly reminder that (condescending passive aggressive opinion) (japanese emote)
Do you ever watch a film and there’s an unexpected hot person and just
my ancestors were ukrainian mountain peasants and ukrainian sea coast peasants and to this day the mountains & the ocean take my breath away and flat land in landlocked areas that goes on forever scares the shit out of me
ughghg i shamelessly hoard random tumblr usernames based on tv show references, but when i find someone else has beaten me to one and doesnt have an ask box that i can curse them out in I GET SO MAD
Ma’am, how are you…
—Zelda Fitzgerald, in a review of her husband’s book in 1922 (via trishahaddad)
Reminder that F. Scott Fitzgerald stole his wife’s writing, many times, while suppressing her works. See “Save Me the Waltz”, which he forced her to revise so that he could use parts of it in his own book “Tender Is the Night”. And which author do we study in school?
I didn’t know this.
He also encouraged her to have affairs so he could use that for inspiration, and when she wanted to leave him for a man she fell in love with, he locked her in their house and wouldn’t let her leave.
When she wanted to publish “Save me the Waltz,” Fitzgerald wrote in his diary about DELIBERATELY trying to TRIGGER her schizophrenic episodes and making her incapable of fighting that battle.
And Fitzgerald scholars KNOW all this. They write articles about how it was all okay because in the end, it inspired Fitzgerald to write Great Literature.
knife his corpse
that sounds about right
He was a shitty author, tho…
It’s funny how it’s always the Muslim woman who is “oppressed”
See this is a bit misleading because some of these are only worn for special occasions like in church, and some are worn constantly.