February 2012
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
Daughter: But Mom I'm too lazy to clean my r-
Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN
Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN
Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on-
Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM
Peeta: ALSO
Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES
Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE
Daughter: Dad why are you even-
Peeta: MY LEG IS GONEEEEEEEEEEEE.
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teacher: where is your homework?
me: why are you so obsessed with me
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drarrysexual:
because of tumblr i have otp’s in shows i don’t even watch
buttduchess:
i ain’t sayin’ she a gold-digger, but she did move west to california in 1849
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I bet Rick Astley struggles with Lent.
sanfran:
rachelayne:
sanfran:
why does all the good stuff in life cost so much
I didn’t know happiness and love had a price
calm down gandhi
Something I've notice since being in college....
feministhistorian:
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piddlebucket:
jhameia:
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lavienoire:
And you know what? Not even a big discovery. They are the typical people affected by the Dunning–Kruger effect. So used to having their asses kissed.
Story of my life.
Mmhmmm. And university. And grad school.
Aaaand jobs and internet and friend outing and blaaargh
Pretty much everywhere
Out of all...
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alwaysblind:
its due tomorrow hurry
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How Tim Burton pitches a script to Johnny Depp
Tim Burton: Would you like to
Johnny Depp: YES
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Cost: $5
Shipping: $1,000,000
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ugh i wish i lived in the 50s and 60s
– white people and white people only (via antistellar)
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Sneaking food into your bedroom late at night
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saucy-tart:
oh you master of reverse psychology
i really want to click it now
you told me not to
that just makes me what wonders are held within
please stop and let me have some self control
this is truly a masterpiece of advertising
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incomparablyme:
The Obama Show on Saturday Night Live impersonating The Cosby Show Intro
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