February 2011
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Reblog if you thought the lyrics to the song "I'm...
iwanttobe-remembered:
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when the lyrics really are: “I’m blue if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die, if I was green I would die”
Actually, I believe it’s the other way around. Some people think it goes “if I were green I would die,” but it’s actually just silly gibberish sounds.
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Party Like it's 1999
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If you played with Barbies,
Polly Pockets,
Beanie Babies,
Tamagotchi,
Slip N’ Slide,
And Satan Furbies,
Listened to the Backstreet Boys, Britney Spears, NSync and the Spice Girls
On Hit Clips, a Boom Box, or a Walkman,
Collected and traded Pokemon cards,
Wrote with Gel Pens,
Wore butterfly clips,
And Snap...
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“If you’re looking for sympathy you’ll find it between shit and syphilis in the...”
– Barrel Fever: Stories and Essays, David Sedaris (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
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Why wouldn't you want to be a Hufflepuff?
cetamour:
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WE GET TO LIVE NEAR THE FUCKING KITCHEN. Late night snack? Don’t mind if I do. Enjoy your dungeon, Slytherin. Enjoy that walk up the stairs, Gryffindor. I’ll be in my common room, eating food like a boss.
lmfaoo that gif
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“I’m not Jewish, but I love Jews. I really do.”
– amy poehler on jimmy kimmel (via girlwithapearlearing)
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“Two Cunts in a Kitchen, or sometimes, less graphically Two Cs in a K, is slang...”
– Two Cunts in a Kitchen - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (via eecummingscapitalized)
“This charming phrase first gained usage in the early 1980s and is still widely used today in the advertising industry. It is a useful phrase to be aware of, in that it serves as a reminder of the level of ...
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Mr. Feeny Approves.
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