December 2011
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feableweiner:
we reblog each other
we follow each other
we talk to each other
i think we both know what comes next
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trohmen:
i try not to say omg after everything but omg
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Me: Why am I still single?
Brain: You're weird as shit, lol.
Body: And you're fat lmao.
Face: Plus you're pretty ugly too lmfao.
Food: Don't worry babe, I'm here for you.
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“No wonder some women are unconsciously passive aggressive when expressing anger,...”
– Why Women Aren’t Crazy (via lagrandefille)
I hate when people claim that women are crazy or complicated or don’t know what they want because fuck you. When a woman is vocal about her opinions, desires, feelings, you call her a bitch or crazy or hysterical. Women have been taught that the only way...
OMG
my parents can’t get the internet in our new apartment reinstalled until january 4th
how am i supposed to breathe with no air
packing my sleeping bag
starbucks here i come
chotai:
ohmyglobmelissa:
just took my last poop in my old apartment.
this is a very bittersweet moment for me
#im gonna miss this toilet #the flushing system was a BEAST #never clogged
#i love all of you #you Anna #you and Katie ie icarntspell should get to know each other #we all share poop in common #but not just any poop
aii you’re awesome!
also do you have a weird thing...
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just took my last poop in my old apartment.
this is a very bittersweet moment for me
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me: i'm so afraid i wont love arrested development like you and the rest of the world
me: i mean i have no reason to cause i haven't seen it
me: but i'm actually afraid
ohmyglobmelissa: lmao omg no it's no big deal
ohmyglobmelissa: i mean there are some people who don't like it
ohmyglobmelissa: they're just dead to me
ohmyglobmelissa: i mean u have no reason to not like it
ohmyglobmelissa: it's perfectly ok
me: lmfao
ohmyglobmelissa: lmao
ohmyglobmelissa: but don't worry
ohmyglobmelissa: there's no pressure
ohmyglobmelissa: except for the pressure i'm putting on you
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Watchwiltonsmith:
What Are You Doing New Years Eve? by Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt
isherwoods:
kellyblogsfromthetardis:
My friend was saying how she thinks the US has all the cute boys, and i told her it’s not true and that England has all the cute boys, and then she said that wasn’t true. So im assuming there is no cute boys anywhere.
the cute boys, they don’t exist.
its like the grass always being greener on the other side. when you’ve been around long enough you...
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kajrare:
I don’t want to be the heroine. I want to be the heroine’s sassy best friend who sits back and watches the boy and girl screw everything up like the total dumbasses that they are and then saves the day with her smartass quips and no nonsense reality checks.
Greatest comments
memesces:
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galifianafuck:
sticks and stones
may break my bones
but kelso nailed your sister
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so this is the last time i’m sleeping in my bed, in the room/apartment ive had for 14 years
feels strange
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just got off a skype convo with ohmyglobmelissa...
towonderlandandbeyond:
just wanted to record that
my longest skype call ever
omg it was epic
it didnt even feel like 5 hours
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quinsee:
cummunist:
atlaswasright:
ashleystayfree:
atlaswasright:
remember pottermore
remember google+
remember google wave
remember publr
remember the titans
interviewer: welcome lady gaga to the sh-
lady gaga: I'M ITALIAN
interviewer: i really wanted to talk about your new alb-
lady gaga: I WAS BULLIED IN HIGH SCHOOL
interviewer: ms. gaga i'm really trying to get back on top-
lady gaga: I'M BISEXUAL LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY BORN THIS WAY LITTLE MONSTERS GAYS RULE ALL EVERYONE ELSE CAN GO TO HELL FAME MONSTER
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Invade my privacy. Anon or not!
1. Think of the last person who said I love you, do you think they meant it?
2. Would you date an 18-year-old at the age you are now?
3. When’s the last time you were aggravated and happy at the same time?
4. Would you ever smile at a stranger?
5. Is there someone mad because you’re dating/talking to the person you are?
6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?
7. What exactly are you wearing right now?
8. How often do you listen to music?
9. Do you wear jeans or sweats more?
10. Do you think your life will change dramatically before 2012?
11. Are you a social or an antisocial person?
12. Have you ever kissed someone whose name begins with the letter ‘A’?
13. What about ‘R’?
14. Can you drive a stick shift?
15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?
16. Are you going out of town soon?
17. When was the last time you cried?
18. Have you ever told someone you loved them?
19. If you could change your eye color, would you?
20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?
21. Name something you dislike about the day you’re having.
22. Is it cute when guys kiss you on your forehead?
23. Are you dating the last person you talked to?
24. What are you sitting on right now?
25. Does anyone regularly (other than family) tell you they love you?
26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn’t have?
27. Who was the last person you talked to before you went to bed last night?
28. Do you get a lot of colds?
29. Where is the shirt you are wearing from?
30. Does anyone hate you?
31. Do you have any empty alcohol bottles hidden somewhere in your room?
32. Do you like watching scary movies?
33. Do you want your tongue pierced?
34. If you had to delete one year of your life completely, which would it be?
35. Did you have a dream last night?
36. When was the last time you told someone you loved them?
37. Do you think you’ll be married in 5 years?
38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?
39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
40. Did you have a good day yesterday?
41. Think back 2 months ago; were you in a relationship?
42. In the next 48 hours, will you hang out with a girl?
43. Has anyone told you they don’t want to ever lose you?
44. What’s the best part about school?
45. Do you have any pictures on your Facebook?
46. Do you ever pass notes to your friends in school?
47. Do you replay things that have happened in your head?
48. Were you single over the last summer?
49. Is your life anything like it was two years ago?
50. What are you supposed to be doing right now?
51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?
52. Are you nice to everyone?
53. Have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to?
54. Do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months and not cheat?
55. Are you good at hiding your feelings?
56. Do you think you like someone?
57. Have you kissed someone whose name starts with a ‘J’?
58. Do you prefer to be friends with girls or boys?
59. Has anyone of your friends ever seen you cry?
60. Do you hate anyone?
61. How’s your heart?
62. Is there something that happened in your past that you hate talking about?
63. Have you ever cried over a guy?
64. Who is probably talking a load of crap about you right now?
65. Are your toenails painted pink?
66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?
67. Girls love it when boyfriends cry; correct?
68. Have your pants ever fallen down in public?
69. Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
70. How do you look right now?
71. Do you have someone you can be your complete self around?
72. Can you commit to one person?
73. Do you have someone of the opposite sex you can tell everything to?
74. Have you ever felt replaced?
75. Did you wake up cranky?
76. Are you a jealous person?
77. Are relationships ever worth it?
78. Anyone you’re giving up on?
79. Currently wanting to see anyone?
80. Name something you have to do tomorrow?
81. Last person you cried in front of?
82. Is there someone you will never forget?
83. Do you think the person you have feelings for is protective of you?
84. If the person you wish to be with were with you, what would you be doing right now?
85. Are you over your past?
86. Have you ever liked one of your best friends of the opposite sex?
87. Is there anyone you can tell EVERYTHING to?
88. If your first true love knocked on your door with apology and presents, would you accept?
89. So, the last person you kissed just happens to arrive at your door at 3AM; do you let them in?
90. Have you ever liked someone who your friends hated?
91. Will you be in a relationship in 2 months?
92. Is there anyone you know with the name Michael?
93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?
94. Were you in a relationship in January? How was it going?
95. Were you happy with the person you liked in March?
96. Don’t tell me lies, is the last person you texted attractive?
97. Who do you have texts from?
98. If the person you like says they like someone else, what would you say?
99. Have you ever kissed someone older than you?
100. Who’s in your profile picture with you?
101. Ever kissed under fireworks?
102. Has anybody ever given you butterflies?